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All posts tagged
motivational
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June 27, 2019Motivational Quotes Revised for People With Reasonable Expectations
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March 12, 2018I’m Not Trying to Undermine Your Motivational Post-it Notes, But as a Facilities Staffer I Do Need to Clean the Bathroom Mirror
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February 10, 2010A Motivational Speaker Explains Why Excellence Matters
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December 11, 2007Blake, Alec Baldwin’s Character From the Movie Version of Glengarry Glen Ross, Motivates Some Fourth-Graders
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October 15, 2002Motivational Slogans Posted on the Walls of the Career Services Office at the Borough of Manhattan Community College
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club