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All posts tagged
neighborhoods
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May 22, 2023Someday, Sarah, Our Ship Will Come in and We’ll Move Back to the Neighborhood We Used to Live in Before We Got Priced Out
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September 21, 2022Welcome to Our Cul-De-Sac
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February 10, 2022We Need to Stop Gentrification, Right After I Move into This Neighborhood
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September 15, 2021Hercule Poirot Joins Nextdoor
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August 31, 2021We Have the Best Damn Little Free Library on the Block
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July 28, 2021More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism
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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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February 8, 2021Neighborhood Watch Alert: Sad-Songed Teen with New Driver’s License in Unfamiliar Vehicle
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August 3, 2020This Neighborhood Was So Much Cooler Back When I Was 23
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July 16, 2020The Cancel Culture of the Nextdoor App Has Forced Me to Resign as Moderator
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 13, 2025Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist
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March 13, 2025Hero of the Memoir
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning