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neighbors
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February 22, 2023I’m the Neighbor Kid Offering to Shovel Your Walkway Because I Know You Can’t Say No
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September 15, 2021Hercule Poirot Joins Nextdoor
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July 16, 2021A Letter from the Neighbourhood Association to Admiral Boom, the Homeowner in Mary Poppins Who Fires a Cannon off His Roof Twice a Day
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June 10, 2021Your Neighbor With the Loud Motorcycle Who’s Making Your Life a Living Hell Introduces Himself
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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February 27, 2018Twelve Ways to Kill Your Upstairs Neighbors With Their Own Bongos
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August 4, 201730 Things My Neighbor Kathy Said to Help Me Bounce Back After the Divorce
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April 5, 2017An Open Letter to My Neighbor Jared Leto
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May 31, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fences
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March 14, 2012Condo President-for-Life
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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