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June 28, 2019

Ghostbusters-For-All Is Not What This Country Needs

by Michael Lodato
September 21, 2017

Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?

by Bob Vulfov
July 29, 2017

Top Gun’s Maverick Addresses the Application of the Term “Maverick” to Senator John McCain

by Susan Harlan
July 17, 2017

Doctors’ Note: Senator McCain Will Return to Repeal Obamacare as Soon as He’s Recovered, Thanks to Obamacare

by Sasha Stewart
June 27, 2017

I Only Protested the Affordable Care Act Because the President Was Black. Please Don’t Take Away My Health Insurance

by David Bradley Isenberg
April 18, 2017

My Opinion On Healthcare Policy is Whatever Yours Is, Dean of Medical School Admissions

by John Carlo Pasco
March 8, 2017

Divorced Freelancer Seeks Man with Corporate Health Insurance

by Jen Singer
February 23, 2017

The GOP’s Obamacare Replacement Plan

by Leah Slater
February 17, 2017

13 Ways to Survive the Repeal of the Affordable Care Act Using River Gods and the Occult

by R.J. Happel
February 7, 2017

Patreon Perks for When I Lose My Insurance Due to MS

by Bryan Jackson

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