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All posts tagged
offices
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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October 21, 2024Every Person in Every Meeting Ever
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June 7, 2024Do You Have What It Takes to Take a Summer Friday?
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February 14, 2024Ten Things to Say at Your Next Meeting Instead of “To Piggyback off Your Idea”
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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December 26, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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July 26, 2023Use My New Slang in Meetings and Score Accordingly
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May 16, 2023I’m the Person Who Designs Open-Plan Office Spaces, Despite Never Having Actually Worked in One
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April 27, 2023Honest Office Haiku for the Impending Recession
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June 9, 2022Job Posting for Junior Office Scapegoat
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead