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All posts tagged
parents
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October 16, 2024A Sociological Guide to the Parents at Your Local Playground
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August 6, 2024Dad’s Last Will and Passwords
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July 24, 2023Based on Quotes from Last Night’s Dinner, Do My Parents Want Me to Give Them a Grandkid or Join a Multilevel Marketing Scheme?
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June 30, 2023Indiana Jones and Cleaning Out Your Parents’ House
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June 1, 2023An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”
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October 25, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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September 15, 2022Title to a Modern Art Exhibit or Text from One of My Parents Where the History of Autocorrection Is Unclear?
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September 2, 2022I Am Your Immigrant Parent and You Will Accept My Byzantine Displays of Love
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August 23, 2022The Montessori Magician
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers