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All posts tagged
parties
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January 30, 2024A Message to Guests Attending the Party Held in an Exotic Locale at My Luxurious Palatial Estate That Is Often the Setting for Espionage
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June 29, 2023Ron DeSantis’s Fourth of July Party Prep List
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April 25, 2023How to Hit It Off with My College Friend You’re About to Meet at This Party
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October 11, 2022Donner’s Next Party Is More of a Chill, Low-Key Kickback
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September 1, 2022Please Come to My Emotional Labor Day Barbecue
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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May 28, 2021What to Expect at the Upcoming Big Gathering of People in Your Neighborhood
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September 16, 2020Omega Theta Chi’s COVID-19 Flip Cup Rules
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires