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poems
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November 26, 2024Six Tips for a Young Writer Whose Father Just Emailed Them a Poem He Wrote and Asked, “Thoughts?”
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August 14, 2024Lines from “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” if T. S. Eliot Had Been Mentored by the Three Stooges Instead of Ezra Pound
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January 30, 2024Hi, Mr. W. B. Yeats, This Is Ciaran from IT
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June 27, 2023W. H. Auden’s “Funeral Blues (The Practical Version)”
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May 31, 2023Taylor Swift Answers Walt Whitman’s Questions
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November 29, 2022T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” as Occupy Democrats Tweets
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May 19, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Guilt Lessons and Other Poems
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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June 10, 2021T. S. Eliot Goes to a Planet Fitness Gym
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June 4, 2021What Some Poets Would Say If They Were Around for National Donut Day
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner