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poems
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November 26, 2024Six Tips for a Young Writer Whose Father Just Emailed Them a Poem He Wrote and Asked, “Thoughts?”
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August 14, 2024Lines from “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” if T. S. Eliot Had Been Mentored by the Three Stooges Instead of Ezra Pound
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January 30, 2024Hi, Mr. W. B. Yeats, This Is Ciaran from IT
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June 27, 2023W. H. Auden’s “Funeral Blues (The Practical Version)”
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May 31, 2023Taylor Swift Answers Walt Whitman’s Questions
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November 29, 2022T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” as Occupy Democrats Tweets
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May 19, 2022I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: Guilt Lessons and Other Poems
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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June 10, 2021T. S. Eliot Goes to a Planet Fitness Gym
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June 4, 2021What Some Poets Would Say If They Were Around for National Donut Day
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally