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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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October 1, 2021“We Should Absolutely Tax the Rich,” I Say as I Sail Away on My Yacht
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
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September 19, 2019Revised Political Usage and Application Directions For Kiwi Brand Shoe Polish
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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November 2, 2018I Am the Ultimate Outsider in this Election Because I Only Have a Vague Understanding of Politics
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April 12, 2018GOP Retirement Announcement Template
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June 9, 2017Senate Intelligence Committee’s Post-Show Discussion of Hamlet
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February 3, 2017During My Campaign I Promised to Be a Spineless Colluder, and Boy Have I Ever Followed Through On That
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March 23, 2016This Bill is Not Perfect
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