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All posts tagged
poop
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February 15, 2022Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands
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December 7, 2021Will I Have Diarrhea? A Flow Chart
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January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
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July 11, 2017Seven Bathrooms Near His Apartment to Poop In
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May 12, 2017The Definitive Mother’s Day Gift Guide
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March 4, 2016I Falsified the Data in My Bestselling Book Everyone Poops
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January 7, 2016How to Detox
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July 8, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: When Life Gives You Poop
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September 19, 2007Iraq-War Cliché or New Euphemisms for Taking a Crap?
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February 16, 2006Anticipated Sequels to the Children’s Book Everyone Poops
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally