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All posts tagged
poop
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February 15, 2022Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands
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December 7, 2021Will I Have Diarrhea? A Flow Chart
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January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
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July 11, 2017Seven Bathrooms Near His Apartment to Poop In
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May 12, 2017The Definitive Mother’s Day Gift Guide
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March 4, 2016I Falsified the Data in My Bestselling Book Everyone Poops
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January 7, 2016How to Detox
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July 8, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: When Life Gives You Poop
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September 19, 2007Iraq-War Cliché or New Euphemisms for Taking a Crap?
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February 16, 2006Anticipated Sequels to the Children’s Book Everyone Poops
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday