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September 23, 2024We’re the Couple That Tina Turner Encounters at Minute 2:43 of Her “What’s Love Got to Do with It” Video, and This Is Our Story
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December 21, 2023An Open Letter to People Who Hate the Paul McCartney Song “Wonderful Christmastime”
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November 29, 2023A Letter to Mayor Grace Slick About the Problems in Her City
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July 21, 2023“Barbie Girl” by Ernest Hemingway
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March 23, 2023For Sale: Fast Car
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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January 25, 2023Food from The Great British Bake Off or Song by The Cure?
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November 22, 2022A Letter to Nancy Sinatra from Her Boots That Were Made for Walking
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June 16, 2021Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 18, 2025Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever
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February 18, 2025We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
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February 18, 2025It’s a Snow Day, Welcome to Hell
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term