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All posts tagged
predictions
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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November 2, 2020Our Election Night 2020 Predictions
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October 18, 2019Magic 8 Ball Answers for Middle Age
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September 5, 2019Predictions for Every NFL Team
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February 22, 2019My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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November 20, 2018FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show
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December 1, 2015The Old Farmer’s Almanac Predicts “We’re All Fucked” This Winter
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September 12, 2013Lesser-Known Prophecies of Nostradamus
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March 4, 2010My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions
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March 25, 2009Cover Stories From the Most-Requested Back Issues of The American Prognosticator (1853—1987)
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers