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All posts tagged
predictions
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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November 2, 2020Our Election Night 2020 Predictions
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October 18, 2019Magic 8 Ball Answers for Middle Age
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September 5, 2019Predictions for Every NFL Team
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February 22, 2019My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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November 20, 2018FiveThirtyEight Forecasts the National Dog Show
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December 1, 2015The Old Farmer’s Almanac Predicts “We’re All Fucked” This Winter
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September 12, 2013Lesser-Known Prophecies of Nostradamus
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March 4, 2010My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions
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March 25, 2009Cover Stories From the Most-Requested Back Issues of The American Prognosticator (1853—1987)
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning