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June 20, 2024What I Would Do If I Got Off the Roof of This Office Building and Were Elected President
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December 15, 2015A Presidential Candidate Answers a Question About Raising the Minimum Wage
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October 13, 2015“The Crown Will Find an Heir”: A Shakespearean Guide to the 2016 Democratic Primary
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April 10, 2015Subtle Things 2016 GOP Presidential Candidates Can And Should Do Right Now to More Thoroughly and Most Convincingly Evoke the Reagan Years
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May 2, 2007Pros And Cons Of The Top 20 Republican Presidential Candidates
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