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presidential-candidates
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June 20, 2024What I Would Do If I Got Off the Roof of This Office Building and Were Elected President
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December 15, 2015A Presidential Candidate Answers a Question About Raising the Minimum Wage
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October 13, 2015“The Crown Will Find an Heir”: A Shakespearean Guide to the 2016 Democratic Primary
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April 10, 2015Subtle Things 2016 GOP Presidential Candidates Can And Should Do Right Now to More Thoroughly and Most Convincingly Evoke the Reagan Years
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May 2, 2007Pros And Cons Of The Top 20 Republican Presidential Candidates
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday