The Believer Magazine
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presidential-elections
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November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen
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October 24, 2024So, You’re Addicted to Reading the Polls
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October 17, 2024The Real Thirteen Keys for Winning the White House
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May 15, 2024Final Exam for the Class “What a Presidential Candidate Can and Cannot Survive, Apparently” Taught by Howard Dean
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April 5, 2024The 2044 Election Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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September 19, 2019Use This Acrostic to Help Determine Your Electability
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May 9, 2019Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor
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May 3, 2019Course Catalog for the Joe Biden School of Apology
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February 11, 20198 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally