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January 26, 2024Sublease Agreement for Stanley Quencher H2.0 Flowstate Tumbler
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December 10, 2018Our Expensive, Members-Only, Women’s Club Is Now a Safe Space for 1% of Women
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May 10, 2011The Elements of Press Release Style
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June 17, 2008The Press Release for My Attempt to Break the Guinness World Record for Holding Breath Underwater
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July 7, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 2: Major Worldwide Mathematical Breakthrough
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May 17, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 3
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April 13, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 5
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April 2, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998
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February 17, 1999Pizza Sales, Uncensored
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January 27, 1999The Top Ten Censored Press Releases of 1998, No. 8
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square