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June 26, 2024Calm Down—Your Phone Isn’t Listening to Your Conversations. It’s Just Tracking Everything You Type, Every App You Use, Every Website You Visit, and Everywhere You Go in the Physical World
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March 22, 2024TikTok Is a Threat to Our Extremely Normal Media Ecosystem
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May 10, 2022Please Respect My Right to Privacy While I Completely Destroy Yours
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May 5, 2021Updated Privacy Policy From Your Children
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January 14, 2020Tracking Friendships On Maple Street
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November 5, 2019Rebranding to FACEBOOK Is the Best You’re Going to Get From Us, So Just Try to Appreciate It
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September 25, 201912 Things You’re Not Likely to Hear Anytime Soon In the United States
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June 24, 2019Your Best Friend Kelly Has Been an Ad for Our Tortilla Chips This Whole Time
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June 22, 2018Westworld Updates Its Privacy Policy
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May 29, 2018Frequently Asked Questions about Amazon’s Alexa Lick™
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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