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All posts tagged
public-transportation
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August 14, 2023Can I Get Away with This on the Bus? An FAQ for the Modern Commuter
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 2, 2022Our Bus Stop: A Play by Thornton Wilder
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July 1, 2019I’m an Electric Rental Scooter, and I Didn’t Ask for This Bullshit Either
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April 18, 20177 Questions for the Man On the Metro Who Wants to See Me Smile
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January 12, 2017Please Note the Rock Climbing Clip Attached to My Book Bag
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April 27, 2016In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
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March 11, 2016Laws of the Subway
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January 5, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Buses
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday