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public-transportation
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August 14, 2023Can I Get Away with This on the Bus? An FAQ for the Modern Commuter
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 2, 2022Our Bus Stop: A Play by Thornton Wilder
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July 1, 2019I’m an Electric Rental Scooter, and I Didn’t Ask for This Bullshit Either
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April 18, 20177 Questions for the Man On the Metro Who Wants to See Me Smile
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January 12, 2017Please Note the Rock Climbing Clip Attached to My Book Bag
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April 27, 2016In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
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March 11, 2016Laws of the Subway
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January 5, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Buses
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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