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qanon
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March 24, 2022At This Important Judiciary Hearing, I Hope I Can Win Over At Least One QAnon Conspiracist
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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April 22, 2021I Will Gladly Explain Why I Hate The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Just As Soon As I Finish Reading All 22 Pages
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February 15, 2021Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?
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February 5, 2021It’s Me, Your Anti-Vaxxer Facebook Friend, and I Believe Emily in Paris Deserves a Golden Globe
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February 4, 2021The Terrible Things I Have Said and Done My Entire Life, and Right Up Until a Few Days Ago, Do Not Represent Me As a Person
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February 3, 2021I Believe We Can Heal Our Partisan Divide If You Just Admit Gravity Is Real
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February 3, 2021Fuck Off, Dad! We’re Eating Apple Jacks
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February 2, 2021I Am Dr. Frankenstein, and I Condemn the Actions of the Monster I Created and Did Nothing to Stop
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January 29, 2021The Jewish Space Laser’s Label Disclaimer
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner