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All posts tagged
regrets
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April 29, 2020We Regret to Inform You That Your Buffalo Wild Wings Delivery Is On the Way
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June 12, 2018Other Things You Should Let Sink In
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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August 21, 2017I Supported the Shit Falling From the Sky. Now That We Are Up to Our Necks In It, I Sorely Regret Doing That
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August 10, 2017Ken Burns Regrets Committing to Jazz Follow-up, Jazzcore
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February 6, 2017I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets
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December 10, 2001Sentences I Wish I Hadn’t Written
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February 14, 20003 Little Things I Regret Having Said
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday