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All posts tagged
reopening
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May 4, 2021The Empire Should Continue Working Remotely Post-Pandemic
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April 30, 2021Great News from the Nine Circles of Hell: We’re Reopening
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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September 2, 2020Rydell High’s Reopening Plan
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August 21, 2020What If the NBA Ran the Department of Education?
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August 20, 2020Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening
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August 13, 2020School Committee Meeting to Decide On Your Future In Teaching Bingo
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August 7, 2020The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan
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August 5, 2020Your School District’s Reopening Survey
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August 4, 2020Jurassic Park Is Last, Which Means We’re First
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner