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All posts tagged
restaurants
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July 29, 2024Look Alive—The Dish You Ordered at This Restaurant Is Coming out on a Different Type of Plate from Everyone Else’s
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July 24, 2024Table Options for Your Dinner Reservation
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July 9, 2024Please Confirm Your Dinner Reservation
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July 1, 2024Our Food Tells a Story
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April 22, 2024I Tried IHOP’s Sonic the Hedgehog Menu So You Don’t Have to, But I Wish You’d Help Out Once in a While
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April 5, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Ignored the White Gaze
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January 3, 2024Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
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November 2, 2023I’m the Owner of Your Town’s Mediocre Pizzeria, and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
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July 28, 2023Summer’s in Full Swing at the Clam ‘n’ Putt
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July 24, 2023Grab a Quick Lunch at Our Fast-Casual Slop Trough
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner