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resumes
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April 9, 2020My Updated COVID-19 Professional Résumé
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June 7, 2018Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up
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October 26, 2017The Unfortunately Truthful Résumé of a Young Female Professional
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May 23, 201711 Titles Other Than “Freelance Writer” That Are Sure to Impress
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April 18, 2017The Honest Résumé of a Hapless Young Writer
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February 8, 2017Innovative Ways to Say “I Got Coffee” On Your Résumé
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May 24, 2016CV of Personal Failures
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February 22, 2016Jeb Bush Drafts a Cover Letter
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May 6, 2014Honest Résumé Objectives
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February 5, 2014Things That Would Look Good on Your Résumé
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally