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August 22, 2024Abbott and Costello and Charlie Kirk at the DNC
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August 19, 2024The Postmenopausal Woman’s Purpose-Driven Life
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July 31, 2023Dangerous Children’s Picture Books That Could Be Lurking in Your Home
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March 30, 2021Lil Nas X’s Music Video “Montero” Offended Me So Deeply I’ve Spent the Last Three Days Watching It Over and Over Again
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January 7, 2021Domestic Terrorists Stormed the Capitol and Our Republic Is in Tatters, But It Was All Worth It Because We Got the Judges
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July 9, 2019It’s My Human Right to Never Experience Consequences
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January 23, 2019George Soros Made a Bee Sting Me
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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October 26, 2018We’ve Reached a New Low, Although I’m Not Gonna Specify Who’s Responsible
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October 24, 2018The Death Cultists Keep Summoning Hell-Sphincters Outside Their Critics’ Homes, But That’s No Excuse to Yell At Them In Starbucks
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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