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All posts tagged
roommates
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July 26, 2022I’m the Roommate You Never Speak to and I’m About to Have Loud Sex
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March 24, 2021Paul Simon’s Roommate Responds to His Grocery List
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June 16, 2020An Open Letter to the College Roommate I’ve Barely Spoken to Since Freshman Year Who Keeps Referring to Me as His Black Friend
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January 7, 2019Tender Buttons of Messages from My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
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July 19, 2018The Five Types of Roommates You’ll Meet in Your Twenties
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August 2, 2017I Cut Down My Grocery Bill by Eating My Roommate’s Food and Gaslighting Her
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August 29, 2016Some Notes for My Child’s College Roommate
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August 2, 201610 Arguments For and Against Having Sex Now That We Live Together
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June 6, 2016Compliments for the New Roommate
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May 3, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways Your College Roommate Alexandra Terrifies You
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu