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December 23, 2021

Ayn Rand Writes Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

by Jennie Egerdie
December 20, 2021

Rankin and Bass’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer or Stephen King’s Carrie?

by Leslie Ylinen
December 23, 2014

Donald Barthelme Narrates the Progress of the Reindeer

by Chas Gillespie
December 24, 2008

Donner Looks Back

by Matthew Glasser
December 7, 2005

An Open Letter to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

by A.F. Passafiume

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