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All posts tagged
rules
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November 13, 2024Rules for Our Cranberry Bog
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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August 16, 2024Simple, Not Contradictory Rules to Motherhood
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November 16, 2023Chief Justice John Roberts’s Guide to the New Supreme Court Ethics Code
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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March 30, 2022Cry, You Unworthy Tenderfoot, Upon Learning These Seven Unforgiving Rules of Pickleball
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March 23, 2022Please Follow These Very Simple Office Refrigerator Rules
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May 20, 2021The Completely Normal, Totally Reasonable Unwritten Rules of Baseball
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April 5, 2021Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song “Our House” by Madness
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February 2, 2021Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples