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January 12, 2024

Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Wanted You to Buy This Timeshare

by Evan Waite and River Clegg
June 9, 2023

HELP PROVE I’M INNOCENT BY SENDING ME MONEY IMMEDIATELY

by Eli Grober
April 28, 2022

We Are Not a Diet Company

by Cara Weinberger
July 13, 2021

My Main Goal as CEO of This Startup Is to Get Featured in a Documentary About How I Was Conning Everyone

by Eddie Small
June 6, 2019

Don’t Think of It As an “Internet Scam,” But Rather an “Online Learning Experience”

by Harris Mayersohn
April 5, 2019

Welcome to Blood Fystyvyl: A Transformative Weekend of Music and Luxury Blood Tests On a Remote Island Once Owned by Robert Blake

by Seth Fried
December 21, 2017

If You Like Trickle-Down Economics, These Other Economic Theories Will Blow Your Mind

by Sarah Hutto
December 21, 2017

Congrats to the Top 1%, Your Struggle Has Not Been in Vain

by Dayna McTavish
December 20, 2017

Hey America, What Will You Do with All Your Tax Savings?

by Michael Kleber-Diggs
February 16, 2017

Urgent! Real Email! Not a Chain Email! Please Read!

by Adam Wiener

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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November 4, 2024

Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day

by Amanda Lehr
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270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us

by Christian F. Nunes
November 4, 2024

Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care

by Jennie Egerdie
November 3, 2024

Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen

by Tom Ellison