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All posts tagged
schools
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February 18, 2025It’s a Snow Day, Welcome to Hell
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September 19, 2024A Note from Your Child’s School About Its Apps and Websites
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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April 4, 2024Parents’ Most Common Stress-Induced Recurring Nightmares About Spirit Week
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January 24, 2024I’m “Flexible Instruction Day,” Formerly Known as “Snow Day”
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August 17, 2023You Must Teach This New Curriculum with Fidelity
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December 7, 2022Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode
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September 8, 2022Reminder from Your Child’s School: Tomorrow Is a Super Partial Laughable Early Dismissal Day
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes