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screenplays
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August 21, 2024I’ve Made Small Tweaks to Three Scenes in Your Sitcom
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June 8, 2023Notes on Your Screenplay from a Nihilist
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February 23, 2022The Protagonist’s Best Friend Would Like to Stop Having to Shoehorn So Much Exposition into Their Dialogue
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December 1, 2021How to Get a Writing Job in Hollywood According to My Parents
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January 20, 2021It’s Me, OLD GUY, the Undeveloped Character in Your Screenplay
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December 18, 2019Please Turn This Piece of Long-Form Journalism Into a Screenplay
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August 20, 2018How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation
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April 6, 2016I Stopped Reading Your Screenplay to Save Our Marriage
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October 14, 2015Establishing Shots from a Screenplay Written by Frank Sinatra
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February 6, 2015The First Half of MJ, a New Script by Wajahat Ali and Dave Eggers
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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