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All posts tagged
seasons
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October 25, 2023I Love When the Leaves Turn Beautiful Colors and Fall to Their Deaths
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March 29, 2021Spring Is Here! We’re Going to Have to Change Out of Our Sweatpants Now, Aren’t We?
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February 2, 2021“I Just Love Winter,” Said the Man from Northern California
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August 30, 2019An Open Letter to People Who Say “Summer’s Not Over Yet!”
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September 21, 2018Nobody Loves Autumn More Than Me
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May 25, 2018How to Spend the Glorious Forty-Five Minutes in Between Winter and Summer in New England
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March 20, 2018A Generic First Day of Spring/ Summer/ Autumn/ Winter Conversation
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September 22, 2017Has Autumn Arrived?
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September 22, 2016Spring Forward, Fall Into Perpetual Darkness
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October 6, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: Six Flags Wild Safari
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 11, 2025“He’s Just Trolling Us,” I Say as I Pay Two Hundred Dollars for Eggs and Our Town Gets Measles for the Second Year in a Row
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March 11, 2025Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers