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November 20, 2024The Sirens Are Unionizing
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July 10, 2017International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
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March 10, 2014The Sirens’ Performance Review
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April 18, 2013Exciting New Job Opportunity at Carnival Cruises!
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July 12, 2011Other Adages for Sailors
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March 12, 2009Why Not Let the Crew of the Pequod Host Your Child’s Next Birthday Party?
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June 18, 2008Worse Things Happen at Sea
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August 8, 2007An Intense Moment Aboard the Battlestar Galactagogue
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October 28, 1999Ponce de Leon and the Fountain of Youth
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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