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April 15, 2024Famous Literary Quotes About Love Rewritten by a Woman Whose Friends Are All Getting Married and Having Children While She Is Taking an Introduction to Ceramics Class
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January 2, 2019My Life as a Single Woman, According to All My Friends in Relationships
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March 23, 2017I Don’t Need a Man — Unless You Know Someone
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December 16, 2016’Twas the Season of Cuffing
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September 29, 2016Why You Are Single: Let’s Do the Math
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May 27, 2016Ways in Which We Swipe Right After 34
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March 3, 2016Universal Mathematical Constant Discovered in Woman’s Marital Status
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February 16, 2016Maslow’s Updated Hierarchy of Needs: Lonely Guy Edition
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February 12, 2016Some (More) Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day
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November 17, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: I Have No Marketable Dating Skills
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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