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Famine
Bacterial meningitis
Malpractice
Fluorescent lighting
Accidentally brushing a scalp pimple
An ingrown hair on the edge of your lip
ISIS
Making a really funny joke but then having that one person who didn’t get it ask you five times “what’s so funny?” and then having to explain it to them
Violence against women
Climate change
Taking a super hot picture but your friend doesn’t look that good so they don’t let you post it
House fires
Getting a popcorn kernel shell lodged between your teeth
Not realizing you’re bingeing on sugar free chocolate and getting the poops
Adversarial internet comments on feel good articles
Your parents walking in on you masturbating (while crying)