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All posts tagged
smartphones
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage
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June 26, 2024Calm Down—Your Phone Isn’t Listening to Your Conversations. It’s Just Tracking Everything You Type, Every App You Use, Every Website You Visit, and Everywhere You Go in the Physical World
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April 8, 2022We’ve Upgraded Your Toilet to a Subscription-Based Model
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February 12, 2020I Need a Vacation From My Vacation
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May 7, 2019Hi, It’s Me, the App You’ve Never Used That’s Still Billing You
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January 12, 2018Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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November 15, 2017Please, Turn On Notifications
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January 4, 2017Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Journeys
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December 14, 2015Trampolines Were Supposed to Bring Us Closer Together, But I Think They’re Driving Us Further Apart
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June 22, 2015App Tapping: The Tapper’s App
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?