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March 15, 2024

Dashiell Hammett’s Saint Patrick and the Case of the Emerald Asp

by Ross Murray
September 21, 2023

Take Us to Your Leader, the One They Call Jake from State Farm

by Adam Greenspan
January 26, 2021

How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet

by Phil Siemens
July 3, 2020

We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes

by Rebecca Saltzman
July 22, 2019

Signs Your Bra May Be the Wrong Size Or a Snake

by Sarah Lazarus
December 4, 2017

Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet

by Sam Weiner
October 30, 2017

Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation

by Matthew Disler
August 4, 2017

Transcript of the Popular A Cappella Group Pentatonix Being Eaten By Anacondas

by Charlie Dektar
June 9, 2017

Celebrity Management and Global Brand Representation Proposal for Medusa

by Paul Alex Gray
February 21, 2017

Welcome to Hillcrest: A Non-Judgmental, Non-Denominational Church of the Serpent

by Sam Weiner

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by Sam Woods
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by Casey Rand
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