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March 15, 2024Dashiell Hammett’s Saint Patrick and the Case of the Emerald Asp
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September 21, 2023Take Us to Your Leader, the One They Call Jake from State Farm
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January 26, 2021How to Potty Train Your Child If a Basilisk Lives in Your Toilet
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 22, 2019Signs Your Bra May Be the Wrong Size Or a Snake
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December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
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October 30, 2017Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
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August 4, 2017Transcript of the Popular A Cappella Group Pentatonix Being Eaten By Anacondas
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June 9, 2017Celebrity Management and Global Brand Representation Proposal for Medusa
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February 21, 2017Welcome to Hillcrest: A Non-Judgmental, Non-Denominational Church of the Serpent
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