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social-anxiety
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December 12, 2024A Scene from Saw LXVIII: Conference Meeting Icebreaker
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom
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January 8, 2020I Have to Cancel Our Meeting Because the Notion of Deviating Even Slightly from My Daily Routine Makes Me Feel Overwhelmed and Anxious
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June 12, 2019Let’s Go Around the Room and Introduce Ourselves, for Introverts
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February 3, 2016Look At Me! I’m Mingling!
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally