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All posts tagged
soft-drinks
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June 24, 2021The Family Shasta
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April 2, 2020Reviews of New Food: Coca-Cola Energy Drink
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May 1, 2019Reviews of New Food: Orange Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar
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May 25, 2017Holes in Our Desperate Lives That Can Be Filled By the Return of Clearly Canadian
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May 29, 2014The Toothbrush You Just Threw Away Has Some Questions About the Seven 12-oz. Mountain Dews in Your Trash
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June 2, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Clinton and Monica Did… Stuff. Conservative Americans Got Angry. Britney Became a Sex Symbol/Pretend virgin. Creed Concerts Almost Rocked. Justin Bieber Was Born
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March 28, 2005Failed Soft-Drink Product Names
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July 1, 2002Actual Brands of the Coca-Cola Company
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally