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September 30, 2024You Kids Don’t Understand Real Marriage
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June 11, 2024That’s the Grind, Baby, There Ain’t Nothing Like It
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July 23, 2018Family Day on Fortnite Island
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January 8, 2015Course Catalog for Children Who Can’t Get Their Heads Out of Their Asses
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November 14, 2014I Just Catfished You, Son
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November 25, 2013You Are Fired From This Father-Son Acrobatics Duo
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August 23, 2013An Open Letter to the Lady at the Farmers’ Market and the Lady at the Apple Store Who Offered Me Their Unwanted Condolences for Expecting a Second Baby Boy
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August 6, 2013Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: A Crawfish Boil and Dad’s New Family
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March 28, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 10: 5-hour Energy Shots, Threatening Truck Drivers, and Packing Both Kinds of Genitals, or, My Dad
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November 17, 2010A Guy Tries to Convince His Father to Move Into a Mausoleum With Him
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 11, 2025“He’s Just Trolling Us,” I Say as I Pay Two Hundred Dollars for Eggs and Our Town Gets Measles for the Second Year in a Row
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March 11, 2025Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 10, 2025Kirkus Reviews of Trump’s Second Term