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All posts tagged
starbucks
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August 1, 2022If Starbucks Had Been Named After Other Characters from Moby-Dick
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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November 12, 2018What Your Third-Favorite Starbucks Drink Syrup Says About Your Dog’s Dandruff Shampoo
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September 13, 2018Reviews of New Food: Keebler Cookies & Creme Whoopsy! Fudge Stripes Cookies and Starbucks Ultra Caramel Frappuccino
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April 19, 2018Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
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July 16, 2015@thereal_saintfrancis_: Haters Gonna Hate
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July 18, 2014Episodes from Season 4 of Little House On the Prairie Reimagined to Reflect the Presence of a Starbucks in Walnut Grove
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May 16, 2014A Partial List of Genera Native to Early 21st Century North American Coffee Shops
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April 3, 2014A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
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March 31, 2011Llanwyn the Unforgiving Seeks Vengeance at a Strip Mall Starbucks
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner