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All posts tagged
states
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May 18, 2016Strange But True Laws From Across the United States
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December 14, 2015No Good Bagels Here
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October 5, 2015State Mottos You Can Say During Sex
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February 2, 2010State Rules
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November 8, 2007State Mottoes for the Severely Depressed
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August 6, 2007Why There Will Never Be A Lactose Intolerant President
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September 30, 2005State Songs, If They All Suggested the Apathy of Idaho’s “Here We Have Idaho”
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January 28, 2005New State Names Resulting From the Coming Wave of Mergers and Acquisitions
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July 15, 2003My Favorite Quarters
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally