Check It Out, Dude, I Think That’s Florida
Well, If You Insist, Then I Guess I’ll Take Indiana
Hey, Is That Oregon? Oh, My Mistake, It’s Washington
Hey, Kentucky, How You Doin’?
Texas, Does This Mole Look Irregular to You?
I Was Only Born in Arizona, Then We Moved When I Was 2
No, This Is the Other Carolina, but It’s an Honest Mistake
Please Pass the Salt, Wyoming
I Don’t Even Know Why I Try With You, Arkansas
To Maine It May Concern
Do You Like Nevada? If So, Check This Box
What Are You Going to Do, It’s Michigan, You Know?
Kansas Loves Its Zoloft
Utah: The State Version of a Polite Nod in the Office Hallway
Minnesota, Land of Minimum Expectations
The Collective Sigh of Florida
Another Day, Another Delaware