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stores
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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December 13, 2022We Are a Charming Small Business, We Sell Provisions, and We Refuse to Explain Ourselves to You
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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January 29, 2020Welcome to My Store for Women
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July 13, 2011Business Plan for Slutty Dresses
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May 13, 2011An Open Letter to Walgreens
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October 13, 2005Five Ill-Fated Store Names
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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September 10, 2003Sestina: Bodega
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally