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stores
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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December 13, 2022We Are a Charming Small Business, We Sell Provisions, and We Refuse to Explain Ourselves to You
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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January 29, 2020Welcome to My Store for Women
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July 13, 2011Business Plan for Slutty Dresses
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May 13, 2011An Open Letter to Walgreens
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October 13, 2005Five Ill-Fated Store Names
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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September 10, 2003Sestina: Bodega
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February 23, 2001America’s Funniest Home Depots
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires