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stores
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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December 13, 2022We Are a Charming Small Business, We Sell Provisions, and We Refuse to Explain Ourselves to You
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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January 29, 2020Welcome to My Store for Women
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July 13, 2011Business Plan for Slutty Dresses
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May 13, 2011An Open Letter to Walgreens
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October 13, 2005Five Ill-Fated Store Names
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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September 10, 2003Sestina: Bodega
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?