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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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April 19, 2022Thirteen Ways of Looking at Blackboard
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February 28, 2022I’d Like to Call Out Which Parts of the Group Project Were Mine
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July 12, 2021Allison, This Is Your Future College, and We’re Here to Ruin Your Life
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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September 4, 2020“COVID Odyssey (Campus Health to Freshman Tom)”
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March 30, 2020Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?
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February 4, 202016 Tricks to Stretch Out an Essay
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December 9, 2019I Am the Final Question On Your Calculus Exam
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu