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supreme-court
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February 19, 2025Relax, Everyone—Clarence Thomas Has Got Us
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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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April 25, 2024Grendel Must Have Immunity for Raiding Our Capitol, or Else Anyone Could Be Punished for Raiding Our Capitol
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March 7, 2024The Supreme Court Decides This Year’s Best Picture Winner
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March 5, 2024The Supreme Court Rules You Cannot “Stop Hitting Yourself, Stop Hitting Yourself”
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November 16, 2023Chief Justice John Roberts’s Guide to the New Supreme Court Ethics Code
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September 25, 2023Thanks to a Generous Donation, the United States Supreme Court Will Be Renamed the Koch Center for Justice
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June 30, 2023We Struck Down Affirmative Action Because We Believe People Only Deserve Extra Consideration If They Let You Hang Out on Their Boat
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June 23, 2023You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry
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June 22, 2023Even If I Had Been Aware of Ernst Stavro Blofeld’s Connection to Those Supreme Court Cases, My Recusal Would Not Have Been Required or Appropriate
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally