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All posts tagged
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May 10, 2023A Guide to Midwestern Cursing
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June 16, 2017The Art of Hosting: Bar and Bat Mitzvahs, Christenings and Confirmations
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June 2, 2017The Art of Hosting: Weddings
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April 7, 2017The Art of Hosting: Drinks, Bartenders, and Hors D’oeuvres
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March 31, 2017The Art of Hosting: Part IV: Music, DJs, and House Tours
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March 24, 2017The Art of Hosting: Part III: Shoes, Dogs, and Cats
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March 15, 2017If You Live on Cape Cod and You Don’t Have a Lighthouse Lamp, Then You Need to Get the Fuck Out of My Face
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March 10, 2017The Art of Hosting: Part I: RSVPs, Food, and Cooking
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August 8, 2016An Exclusive Excerpt from Harry Potter and the Cursing Child
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March 31, 2015Linguistic Notice for Homo Sapiens Heretofore Known as “Pussies” and “Little Bitches.”
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner