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taylor-swift
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather
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September 25, 2024I Am Not Mad That You Denied My Permit Application for a Taylor Swift–Themed Butcher Shop Called “Enchanted to Meat You”
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April 19, 2024Other Things That Could Be Called The Tortured Poets Department
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February 5, 2024Leaked Tracklist for Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department
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February 2, 2024A Day in the Life of Taylor Swift, as Imagined by Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorists
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January 31, 2024Starting a Holy War Against Taylor Swift Is a Surefire Way to Get Trump Reelected
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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May 31, 2023Taylor Swift Answers Walt Whitman’s Questions
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 10, 2017Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text from My Mother?
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner