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taylor-swift
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather
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September 25, 2024I Am Not Mad That You Denied My Permit Application for a Taylor Swift–Themed Butcher Shop Called “Enchanted to Meat You”
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April 19, 2024Other Things That Could Be Called The Tortured Poets Department
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February 5, 2024Leaked Tracklist for Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department
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February 2, 2024A Day in the Life of Taylor Swift, as Imagined by Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorists
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January 31, 2024Starting a Holy War Against Taylor Swift Is a Surefire Way to Get Trump Reelected
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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May 31, 2023Taylor Swift Answers Walt Whitman’s Questions
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 10, 2017Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text from My Mother?
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday