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teachers
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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January 23, 2025Faculty Fight Night
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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December 11, 2024Positive Affirmations for Terrified Public School Teachers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 7, 2024Forget the Magic of Discovery, It’s Learning Outcomes That Help Children Identify, Comprehend, and Synthesize Their Dreams
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April 19, 2024Other Things That Could Be Called The Tortured Poets Department
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead