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All posts tagged
teenagers
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November 25, 2024We’re the Nine Muses, and We’re All Exactly Sixteen Years Old
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February 2, 2024An Open Letter to the Driving Examiner Who Flunked My Kid
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October 19, 2022The Water Commission Begs Corey Blake, 13, to Take Shorter Showers
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April 20, 2022Getting High as a Teenager vs. Getting High as a Middle-Aged Adult
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April 7, 2022Greek Tragedies as Teen Movies
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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August 20, 2021Dorothy Parker Sayings, Revised for Parenting a Teenage Boy
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June 15, 2021An Open Letter to My Child’s Overnight Camp About the Things I Didn’t Have Room to Include in the “Anything Else We Should Know About Your Child?” Section of the Registration Form
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead