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teens
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April 15, 2021Low-Rise Jeans Are Back to Ruin Your Life
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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March 23, 2018Is Your Teen an Activist?
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January 26, 2017The 13 Raddest Things About Turning 13!
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November 30, 2016My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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October 4, 2016A Chapter from Really Hot Love, a Harlequin Romance Written by 13-Year-Old Thomas Freeman
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November 13, 2015Teenage Slang: An Essential Guide for Anxious Parents
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January 31, 2013Ninth Graders Like
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December 20, 2012Things Highlighted in My Ninth Grade Copy of Frankenstein That Also Describe My Adolescence
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March 9, 2004Rejected Titles for Teen-Health Pamphlets
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