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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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September 29, 2022Template for White People Outraged Over Lizzo Playing James Madison’s Flute
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March 18, 2021Editorial Template for Every Time a White Person Commits an Atrocious Crime
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September 24, 2020Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer
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April 16, 2019A Template for Every Trump Tell-All Book Review
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April 12, 2018GOP Retirement Announcement Template
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December 17, 2015The Perfect Wedding Vow Template
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